I currently have $84.89 in my bank account. I just ate microwave popcorn for breakfast and washed it down with chocolate milk. Good morning, adulthood.
I reside near the ghetto outside of an Army base with my fiance where people come to my door asking for money in (clearly fraud) breast cancer awareness buckets and “borrow” things from cars in the parking lot.
I have been unemployed for the past 8 months. Wow…you realize that’s far too long when you physically write that down.
I bet you’re wondering why are you reading my blog right now. I’m clearly a misfit toy. Perhaps I’ve made you (Hi mom!) or perhaps it’s by chance. Well you’re in luck. Here you will discover the tragic comedy of the life of a twenty-something year old millennial. Grow up they said. It will be fun they said…
If you enjoy the following things, then send me witty messages and cat videos. If not, I’ll still accept cat videos…
- Food & cooking
- Humor, especially crude and dark
- Army life
- Alcohol…lots of alcohol
- Misadventures & stories that make you feel better about your life
- Random musings