I currently have $84.89 in my bank account. I just ate microwave popcorn for breakfast and washed it down with chocolate milk. Good morning, adulthood.
I reside near the ghetto outside of an Army base with my fiance where people come to my door asking for money in (clearly fraud) breast cancer awareness buckets and “borrow” things from cars in the parking lot.
I have been unemployed for the past 8 months. Wow…you realize that’s far too long when you physically write that down. Continue reading “Fuck it…”